Achmed the Dead Terrorist

"Silence! I keel you!"

''He kill you. That's all you need to know.''

Achmed is a puppet used by Jeff Dunham. Link to picture!

Quotes:
Achmed: SILENCE! [audience applauds; impressed]

Achmed: Wait for it... [long pause] Achmed: I KILL YOU!

More quotes can be found here.